The Battle Of The Traditional Chandelier

Something new to add to the list of “Things That Don’t Really Work in Real Life”: chandelier fights. I mean, what man has seen the likes of Errol Flynn swinging from traditional chandeliers while fencing off minion after evil minion and NOT wanted to try it out? Fortunately, most of us are moderately sane. But me, well I just had to know for myself. There’s a big chandelier over my cousin’s staircase. We were kicking back, having a drink, which turned into several drinks. Before I knew it, swinging from the chandelier sounded like a good idea. Of course, no one told me that the chandelier wasn’t built to hold more than maybe thirty pounds of extra weight. Long story short, my tailbone hurts, and I owe him lots of money.

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